I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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