BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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