There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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