your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
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This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
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He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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