i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
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So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
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pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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