sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
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I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
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My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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