question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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