No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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