I think scott just propositioned me for sex
i think my mom watched the whole time
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
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woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
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Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
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