I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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