i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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