I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
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I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
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I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I yelled at your uterus for you.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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