Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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