I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
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Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
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Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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