No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
please come you make the beer taste better
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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