yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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