yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
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She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
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He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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