he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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