you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
it's like iHOP with fire
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
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The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
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A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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