need another drink. this is the easiest way
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
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you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
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What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
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