Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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