just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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