I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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