That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Randomize
