Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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