You surviving the open bar?
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Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
You took a bar mat shot.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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