Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
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