i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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