ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
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Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
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I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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