she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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