2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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