I need help removing her.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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