I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
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you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
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He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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