I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
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not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
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SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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