Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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