Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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