Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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