doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
