Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
the condom got lost in my hair
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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