I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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