Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
This is the prime rib incident all over again
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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