After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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