How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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