I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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