I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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