Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
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I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
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there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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