ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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