I feel great
I just peed on a car
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
i came on her dog
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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