That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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