Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
You surviving the open bar?
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Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
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i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
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No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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