no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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