Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
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just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
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Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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