Ambien. No doubt about it.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
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