It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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